meat whistle

A whistle that is made of meat, generally penile meat that has a musical tune played on it such as "Nic Nac Patty Whack" typically by a woman. Although the "Meat Whistle" usually belongs to the male, it sometmes belongs to the transgender female. The tune can still be played on the transgender, however, that would in most circumstances mean that the "tune player" would be gay or really butch although still in female form.

Look here you filthy bitch....play me a tune on my Meat Whistle before I choke you until you die!!!!

by Bryan Poitras January 13, 2008

meat-whistle

noun:
A term referring to the male human penis.

verb:
The act of performing fellatio.

"Hey baby, want to give me a meat-whistle?"

"Wow, look at my meat-whistle!"

by Anna April 9, 2004

meat-whistle

One who takes another man's manhood.

Big Rob was awaiting Richard Simons in the local restroom stop. He likes to blow on meat-whistles.

by the meat man November 1, 2002

Meat Whistles

1. A pussy fart.

2. The greatest coed 16" softball team ever.

As I went down on her she let out two Meat Whistles in my mouth.

by ticky ty main October 9, 2009

Meat whistle

Any long, cyndrical sleeve of processed meat, typically called a hot dog or sausage. Most notably served at picnics, family gatherings, and beisbol games.

Wrigley field serves the best meat whistles of all the stadiums.

by Roscoethadon May 23, 2018

meat whistle

Nice hard thick cock that a woman can't wait to get her mouth on.

Nicole couldn't wait any longer and ripped off Ned's drawz to get to his meat whistle

by naughtynurse January 1, 2009

playing the meat whistle

when a chick puts her lips on the side of your banger and slides her tongue across the side of your shaft while sucking, kinda like playing a harmonica but sucking instead of blowing...

man i'll never forget the way your mom was playing the meat whistle last night, i blew one right in her face!

by ugmotheug December 31, 2007