Meat Hammer

Jack In The Box restaurant

"We're gonna head down to the meat hammer and order a colostomy burger."

by that one guy August 11, 2003

Alabama meat hammer

its a common phrase used in workplaces by Indiana document annalist's

man 1-man x i cant believe how big that Alabama meat hammer was
man 2- yeah it was huge
man 3- whats a Alabama meat hammer?
man 2 and man 1- your emo

by rorsarch January 13, 2010

Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis

I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer

by Meat hammer 🔨 May 28, 2019

Hammered horse meat

Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.

Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?

by Into the night September 25, 2023

meathammer

a man's 5th appendage, usually located above the testicle region.

i slapped my meathammer on some bitches cottage cheese ass and left a mushroom brooze. She refuses to speak to me after the said event.

by kozimoto June 19, 2008

Meathammer

When someone is asserting their dominance.

"Did you see Steve?! He brought meathammer down on the guy hitting on his girlfriend! The guy left with his tail between his leg."

by TheNotChoosenOne April 5, 2015