A meat grinder is a childhood game that I used to play with my friends. One person goes at a time, you pull down your pants and shake your weiner and balls and make them slap the sides of your leg. The person who has the loudest "slap" wins, simple as that which means they have the biggest man weiner and balls. The other game is when you call someone out to do a meat grinder where ever they are. It will make anyone laugh, even fat chicks.
"Hey you won't"
"Do I need to do a meat grinder to make you happy?"
"Oh man, that slap made my boftt jiggle."
"Do I need to do a meat grinder to make you happy?"
"Oh man, that slap made my boftt jiggle."
by Meat Grinder Champ February 16, 2009
"meatgrinder", originally used by arnie in classic Predator i.e. "Bullshit all of it, they cooked up a story and dropped us into the meatgrinder!". Term used to describe something unpleasent, in particular work.
"the meatgrinder doesn't last forever" i.e. one day we will all be fat paid and be living of our pention schemes etc.
by Vinni Kiniki February 28, 2005
This is the name for the sexual position that entails a girl giving a guy oral sex while he is straddling her neck. While she is busy sucking the guy's dick, the guy then proceeds to shit on her neck or chest.
Person 1 "Did you here that Jimmy took a shit on his girlfriend's neck this weekend while she was giving him a blowjob?"
Person 2 "Oh, you mean they did the meat grinder!"
Person 1 "Meat grinder, what is that?"
Person 2 "The meat grinder is when you are fucking a girl's face and you defecate on her neck."
Person 2 "Oh, you mean they did the meat grinder!"
Person 1 "Meat grinder, what is that?"
Person 2 "The meat grinder is when you are fucking a girl's face and you defecate on her neck."
by OrthoDocs May 08, 2009
by JackinOffSquares December 07, 2021
The act of imagining ones penis going through a meat grinder in order to counter-act the effect of sexual stimulus, therefore reducing an erection.
Often used in public situations when not wanting it to become awkward at the sight of your stiffy.
Often used in public situations when not wanting it to become awkward at the sight of your stiffy.
Person with erected phallus :
'hey Ed i've got such a hard on over Mrs.Mullen, she is such a MILF'
Ed:
'dude i know! but quick, you'll have to meat grinder it'
'hey Ed i've got such a hard on over Mrs.Mullen, she is such a MILF'
Ed:
'dude i know! but quick, you'll have to meat grinder it'
by Really No-one Special April 15, 2010
one who uses ones teeth to an excess during sexually related subjects, generally this results in pain for the male species
by LBalla February 05, 2005
the pussy of an especially slutty girl / woman who has seem so much dick that her pussy has been deemed the "meat grinder"
Jarren: I went on a date with bloodrayne last night and got up in them wall's. Bryce: dude her pussy is a meat grinder.
by Archmonarch June 27, 2017