McStoned

Getting super stoned than going to mcdons and getting some food.

"dude this McGangbanger is so good because i'm "McStoned"

by Mickle the McStoner January 17, 2012

McStomach Ache

Taken from the movie Supersize Me, it's the stomach ache that you get everytime after eating McDonalds.

"I love the dollar menu at McDonalds, but these McStomach aches are killing me."

by g0ni May 18, 2006

McSloppy McGreasy

Any shit McDonalds sells, exaggerating the extent they go to deep fry anything and everything.

Customer: Yeah, I'll have a large McSloppy McGreasy and a small diet coke.

Employee: That'll be $4.95. Drive around.

Customer: ...Where do I go?

Employee: .... *sigh*

by ZEROTIK OGT April 2, 2007

McTop

The act of getting a blowjob while the person performing the act has just taken a bite of a McChicken

I got some nasty Mctop from the lot lizard at the truck stop. Now my dick smells like mayo

by McLotLizard November 1, 2019

Mistopher

A derivative of the word Mister, but even more formal, and MORE respectful as if you were talking to a superior such as a well respected political figure..

Me: "Konnichiwa, Steven-San. This is my friend, or tomodachi, if you will: Carl Hensington"
Mr. Steven: "Nice to meet you, Mistopher Hensington"

Carl: "Likewise, Mistopher Steven."

BOTH: DOUZO YOROSHIKU NE

by Confuction November 30, 2020

Dr. McStupid

Someone who doesn't read the charts before treating a patient at the hospital.

"Dr. McStupid over there forgot to look at the chart and nearly killed her."

by Rabidnar February 6, 2009

mustophobia

A fear of mustard.

If you chase Joe around the house with a bottle of mustard he will scream and run like a girl because he has mustophobia.

by Notjoesbrother September 13, 2015