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McCuntnuggets

The STD-infested hookers/prostitutes/hoes that stand outside of McDonald's and will give happy endings for Happy Meals.
Guy #1: Yo, check out those girls outside.
Guy #2: No way man, their total McCuntnuggets; they'd do anything for a French fry.
by Marvelle August 16, 2010
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Doucher McCuntmuffin

Noun- someone who is disliked/ a high school teacher who speaks to students as though they are in primary school/ one unwilling to accept the aging process
Mrs X, our Chem teacher, described precipitates to the class as "when something swirly forms." She is such a Doucher McCuntmuffin.
by LYTLE2 December 13, 2009
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sharty mcpants

The word "sharty mcpants" also known as: "sharty mcpanties" means a person who sharts a lot.

Some people use "Sharty McPants, Sharty McPanties" as a word to tease somebody, It can also be used as an insult to somebody use dislike.
Yuck! You're a sharty mcpants/sharty mcpanties!
by chelxi May 28, 2021
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Twatty McCunterson

Twatty McCunterson, otherwise known as: cockface, craphead, fuckface, Mr Twat, or more commonly - Mark.

Twatty McCunterson is insincere, perverted, a liar, mean and thinks he is wonderfully charming and funny.
Twatty McCunterson: Hey there, how are you?
Sophie: Go away, Twatty McCunterson.
by mynamegoeshere September 12, 2006
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Devon McCunt

Noun: The act of inserting a stick of celery into the opening at the tip of a penis and then a repetitive jerking motion takes place.
Last night Sloane just gave me a "Devon McCunt" and i creamed all over the place.
by 12$ December 15, 2009
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McPutz

A person often considered to be a putz that works at McDonalds.
That McPutz forgot to give me fries.
by cool4dude April 28, 2005
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Cunty McCunt Face

Derived from the word "cunt" (One of the most offensive words in the English language)

A more lighthearted and slightly less offensive way to call someone a cunt. The Irish twist adds an air of humor depending on situation. Usually used as a joke (even though you are half serious).

This term is usually used behind someone's back or to a person of familiarity that understands sarcasm.

This term is slowly, but surely, finding its way into the mouth of every white teen girl and adolescent woman in America.
Example 1:
Kelsey: Dude, she ate all of my humus last night and didn't even ask.
Karley: What a little Cunty McCunt Face. You should confront her about it.

Example 2:
Meghan: Hey can you sleep on the couch tonight? My man is coming to visit from out of town.
Drew: Bitch please.....I am sleeping in my bed tonight.
Meghan: Don't be a Cunty McCunt Face.....I got sexiled last weekend.
Drew: Haha I'm kidding, of course i will take one for the team.
by SurferCuntUSA November 21, 2011
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