mcgerkin

similar to the imfamous blumpkin, the mcgerkin offers the spiritual needs the woman in the relationship desires. instead of the girl sucking the guy, the guy eats the girl out while she is dumping. if done correctly you will have multiple simontaneous oragsims.

After she blumped me i turned the tables on her ass and mcgerkined the shit out of her, literally.

by SHOWTIME March 5, 2005

McJerkin Trade

This definition applies within the realm of fantasy sports. A McJerkin trade is one in which one team offers another team a trade that is beyond unfair. It is truly erroneous on all levels and smells of collusion. In simple terms its cheating!

I just offered my friend Michael Cuddyer, Brett Lawrie, Johnny and Cueto for Robinson Cano. This kid is totally getting McJerkin Traded!

by Dan Brown Brah September 29, 2012

Mcjerking

When you jerk off in a restaurant or store. If you work there thinking your making money while jerking off. (McDonald's, Burger King, etc) also known as burger jerker, meat surfer, jerk-mart, the flame grilled cheese cummer, sperm vulture.

"Hey how was work today?"

"It was okay I had a Mcjerking while I was there"

by Zerker Surfer 420 September 6, 2016

mcjerry

Not the tallest in the class but most enjoyable. If in a relationship he will make it the best one you’ve had. Honest trustworthy and hot. Stronger than ur mom and dad. Sometimes naughty naughty but amazing.

McJerry ur looking hot.

by Hihihihijijijijijijijiji December 3, 2020

McTerken

A substitute of any verb or noun.

You looking to McTerken tonight.

I just old man McTerken.

Sorry, Honey, had to run to the store and pick up a McTerken.

Time to McTerken the ole McTerken

by Mudflaps McCoy December 4, 2021

poopy mcjergonson

When you have to poopreally bad, but the septic system is backed up so you have to poop in a bag.

This morning I had to take a poopy mcjergonson because the toilet was clogged.

by Purple snizz licker February 15, 2019

Shaky McGerkin

Someone who is constantly shaky when trying to do anything & isn’t able to keep a steady hand.

Person 1: “Ok shaky McGerkin hand it over your too shaky to even be handling that”
Person 2: “I’m sorry but I can’t stop shaking I don’t know if it’s my nerves or I’m withdrawling”

by Bosslady2417 August 22, 2022