The McGuyver Theory

Saying that since McGuyver can make anything out of nothing, McGuyver can fix any and all problems.

Guy 1: My car battery died in the middle of nowhere
Guy 2: If McGuyver were here he would use dirt, pocket lint and catus needles to make a new car battery and drive us home.
Guy 2 used The McGuyver Theory

by neanngis September 22, 2009

Flag

Get the The McGuyver Theory mug.

vagina mcguyver

a man that can a vagina no matter where he is, or the surroundings, no matter where he is... he always finds vagina

way to be a vagina mcguyver at the gay bar last night

by WTF!! December 11, 2007

Flag

Get the vagina mcguyver mug.

Alaskan McGuyver

The Alaskan McGuyver is when a man living in cold regions finds it difficult to jack off because his fingers have turned into icicles. He proceeds to put his bottle of lubricant of choice into the microwave at 100 percent power for 45 seconds to achieve a comfortable heat level and consistency for his subsequent jerk off sesh to Eskimo porn.

Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.

We got the first snow of the year tonight. My hands are so cold I'll have to pull an Alaskan McGuyver before I fire up pornohub.com.

by nancyscrew April 19, 2018

Flag

Get the Alaskan McGuyver mug.

Filthy mcguyver

The act of making a condom out of whatever is on hand

The condom broke, but he pulled a filthy mcguyver and made one out of saran wrap and my hair tie.

by Mr.bunny86 July 23, 2025

Flag

Get the Filthy mcguyver mug.

MacGuyverism

The uncanny ability to use ones surroundings to overcome any situation. Exceptional improvisational skills a must. Quick wit and creativity also play a major role in MacGuyverism.

I shall get us out of this situation, for I am a master of MacGuyverism!

by Jeremy Harrison May 25, 2006