McDonald's WiFi

a term to describe slow wifi

"My grandma is so poor that she has McDonald's WiFi. It's as slow as fuck."

by kningrad September 5, 2017

McDonald's Time Machine

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.

Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.

by akararules July 6, 2010

McDonald's WiFi

1. WiFi given out at McDonald's
2. Very terrible WiFi I used when writing this

McDonald's WiFi SUCKS
Real Maccas or bad WiFi
Bad WiFi m8

by SkeletonGuy November 17, 2018

Hot McDonald’s

When you hit the dab pen, pink drink and drink a white monster all at once.

Hey boys, you wanna do a Hot McDonald’s after school?

by TwoCrispyBoyz March 16, 2018

Does McDonalds Sell Cheeseburgers raW?

No- but good use of division, teach.

Does McDonalds Sell Cheeseburgers raW?

No. Teach, plS STOP

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld October 7, 2021

McDonalds symptoms

Various symptoms of McDonalds overloading. Signs that your state of health is not good.

McStomachAche
McHeadache
McHeartburn
McCirrhosis
McTwitch
McDepression

by brendan September 9, 2004

McDonald's shot

verb: taking an empty McDonald's ketchup cup and filling it with your choice of drink and chugging it down.

Mark partied at his local McDonald's with a Big Mac and McDonald's shots.

by psychoace66 November 2, 2010