Meticulously Disheveled 

When an individual intentionally messes up their appearance to give the impression that they don’t care how they look, but in reality care more than is possibly imaginable.

I cannot stand that meticulously disheveled douche bag standing there pining for her attention. You know he’s only looking at her because she’s in front of the mirror.

Meticulously Disheveled by FedUpInAZ September 24, 2010

meticulous

meticulous: being very precise at a very efficient length of time that works best for all. Its the less perfect way of saying perfection..but meaning just that

He assassinated the man in a very meticulous manner. Nobody, not even the man knew what happened until it was too late.

meticulous by i eat philosophy for breakfast October 17, 2011

mediculous 

meticulous + ridiculous...

used to describe things like monty python or hitchhikers guide to the galaxy where the utmost care is taken to make things as perfectly ridiculous as possible.

wow...that stunt he planned was just mediculous

mediculous by TheSanityAssassin November 10, 2004

Madiculous

An event or situation which is both maddening and at the same time completely ridiculous.

'Darling, the wardrobe you bought us has broken'
'Why is that, my dearest wife?'
It seems to have exploded due to the vast quantity of clothing I have shoved into it'

......'That's utterly madiculous'......'Get out'.

Madiculous by YouMeThemUs January 7, 2012

Meticulous

Careful, methodical. Often a kind substitute for 'slow.'

Alan meticulously filled the can, making sure there were exactly 100 beans in it.

Meticulous by Confident Lefty April 9, 2006

Midickulous 

Outrage, surprised, reaction to an insult or event

I am not a whore-able person, thats midickulous!
Oh my god thats midickulous!

Midickulous by I-eat-hearts May 18, 2011

midiculous 

When some shit is so ridiculous, its motha fuckin ridiculous.

Ey who cut yo hair? Cuz that shit looks midiculous. Tha hightop fade stopped bein tight bout 15 years ago

midiculous by sh0wtime April 1, 2008