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Mallory-Status

A nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. Only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as Mallory-Status. Most never meet someone that qualifies as Mallory-Status in person.
I mean yeah she's really hot but she's no Mallory-Status
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Malloree

Malloree is the type of girl you find attractive even when your eyes are closed. Her personality is that of no one you have ever met. So sweet, caring, thoughtful, and generous. She talks so much, but never too much for you to listen to. You always want to hear what she has to say because in the end, it isn't what she says it's how she says it. A voice so subtle, so pleasing to hear. She makes everyone smile. She's goofy and oh does she get on your nerves at times. At the end of the day you still find yourself head over heels in love with this girl. The struggle may have been real but she always seems to be in the back of your mind. She is someone you could never forget, someone that's hard to go days without, someone you want to keep and cherish for an eternity. Malloree is beautiful. You can't imagine what your life was like before she was in it. She's one of a kind. Hold on to a Malloree.
mallory love funny sweet malloree
by Jamcd March 5, 2014
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Malort

Formally known as Jeppson's Malört Liquer. A vile adult beverage, usually consumed unfortunately, generally as a punishment. Drank as a shot, sometimes frozen, or used in some sort of fucked up white trash horror movie style drinking game. Tasting notes: Driving through Gary Indiana with your mouth open and head out the window. Overall opinion: This liquor belongs in one place and that is in the mouth of your enemys.
Jesus Christ, not another fucking shot of Malort. That is the most vile fucking shit I have ever tasted. I would rather suck-start a fucking shotgun than drink this shit again.
by I hate Malort September 26, 2020
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Don Mayor

A Dutch music producer, DJ and soju connoisseur who's known for his body rolls and various other antics.
You know you're Don Mayored when you're out of your mind from soju and stagediving on your bed
by Yung Pek February 20, 2021
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Malorie

Malorie is a beautiful girl with a kind heart. She has an adventurous view on life and never gives up, no matter what the world throws at her. She is strong, independent, and very funny. Her friends love her dearly.
You're gonna hear malorie roar
by Damon Blake December 10, 2016
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Maylonie

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. She's cool and athletic. Great hugger, funny, and she can stay up late.
When you date her you don't think of anybody else.
You wish your girlfriend was a Maylonie.
by xX b L e U a C s K t Xx May 13, 2011
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Mayor of Psycho Town

Someone who is a compulsive liar but has no choice because that’s his or her nature. They are also back stabbers who will tell any secret or any lie just to get some attention. This person is often telling ridiculous lies. They may also take on different personalities and can be a major bitch.
Peyton is the original Mayor of Psycho Town.
by BrandiMountz June 6, 2011
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