MALAB

A Suburban squad in MN. All they do is scream Hopkins and take shots at inner city people.

"Bru did you here about MALAB"
"Yeah Dawg Abas spit bars on their tracks."
"And that lil nigga Mahad"
"He gonna get shot"

by Oakdale February 4, 2014

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Matlab

The stage previous to suicide. Sometimes suicide would be a better option.

It has nothing to do with actual life and there are no badgers involved (as i was previously informed). I'm disappointed.

im in a state of matlab

by Champ Atwal February 24, 2008

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matlab

Horrible programming language which is supposedly easy to learn, though it has caused countless nightmares…

I've been programming for 45 hours this week, which is what I'll be doing next week, too. I still won't get a 'B' in the course.

by matlabhater November 18, 2004

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by Ppsucker333 January 18, 2022

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Matlab and Chill

When a female engineer is so desperate for help on Matlab that she resorts to having sex with sex-deprived nerds. Similar to Netflix and Chill, but typically occurs among engineering students who seek a mutually beneficial relationship.

Male nerd: "I am going to finish my Matlab homework tonight."
Female engineer: "Matlab isn't the only thing that will get finished tonight if you help me with this programming. Matlab and chill tonight?"

by Penny Mcnickels February 7, 2017

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MaxLayman

An impassable arrangment of banana peels in Mario Kart 64.

This strategy is usually done with the banana peel trail, and requires the driver to drive laterally on the track, placing the banana peels at regular intervals.

The MaxLayman is most effective on the top yellow platform in Block Fort, at the border of the bridge.

Alex: Who put the MaxLayman in front of the jump on Wario Stadium?

Max: That was me. Thats for lightninging me on the last lap.

by Roy Ronysef April 25, 2010

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