A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.
Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.
In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.
In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!
by ben February 25, 2005
A) A video game character circa 1999-2004 who goes through many changes between his 2 video games, Through these games he can dodge bullets because of something called bullet time, to put it his way "When your staring down the barrel of a gun time seems to slow down"
B)slang for an outrageous killing of someone
B)slang for an outrageous killing of someone
A) Oh, shit its Max Payne, we're all going to die....
B) DUDE! He just Max Payne'd him with akimbo berettas!
B) DUDE! He just Max Payne'd him with akimbo berettas!
by Kilroy Higgins February 29, 2004
A person who remains unscathed after holding an exploding grenade, throwing molotov cocktails, and getting shot at close range with Berettas, Mac-11s, shotguns, and MP5s.
by Elgeoharris February 23, 2004
Guy 1 - I just invited this female I’m talkin to over
Guy 2 - She Max Payne Thousand?
Guy 1 - Eh She Ight 😭
Guy 2 - She Max Payne Thousand?
Guy 1 - Eh She Ight 😭
by therealthuggaGMoney October 30, 2021
To go for several weeks on very little sleep, often becoming very depressed in the process, ala Max Payne.
May be the result of a long, strenuous project at work or school.
May be the result of a long, strenuous project at work or school.
by finnishhax April 02, 2009
Developed by Remedy. Published by Rockstar. One of the greatest games one could play. Art in motion.
If Jesus were re-incarnated he'd be Max Payne 2. Or Super Mario Bros. 3.......
by Funnyboy December 12, 2003
A term used to describe a depressing, lackluster bar where middle aged depressed men come to drink away their sorrows.
You know these bars by the instant feeling of depression you get when you walk in the door and see two middle aged men sitting at opposite ends of the bar drink a beer in silence.
A bar with patrons who are alone and look depressed, as if their entire family was murdered, just like the video game max Payne.
You know these bars by the instant feeling of depression you get when you walk in the door and see two middle aged men sitting at opposite ends of the bar drink a beer in silence.
A bar with patrons who are alone and look depressed, as if their entire family was murdered, just like the video game max Payne.
"Lets hit up that bar around the block today"
"Nah man it's a max Payne bar, I feel like cutting myself every time we go there"
"Nah man it's a max Payne bar, I feel like cutting myself every time we go there"
by SteveFkdU February 06, 2014