matzah ass

A girl with a flat ass can be described as having a matzah ass, like in the form of flat unleavened bread.

Vin: Yo, Mike look at that girls ass.

Mike: Bitch's ass don't got any yeast, bitch got a matzah ass

by Mike McG July 3, 2008

Matzen

a move used on girls. Usually using someones tounge (most likely a guys) anywhere around the body.

Girl: " omg that was an amazing matzen"

by anonymous April 22, 2005

matzah

Unleavened bread. Best when made into balls and put into soup or in Hillel sandwiches. Also used to describe really boring people (who can also be thin and pale)

The girl wearing that floral bikini is such a matzah. I wonder if she'll melt when she gets in the water.

by skylight April 23, 2005

Matzelle

An enigma wrapped in a conundrum further entangled by a puzzle.

Girl: Yo Matzelle is so hot
Girl 2: I don't understand him

by Bobby Valentine February 16, 2005

matzenbachered

The act of messing something up and trying to hide it or lie about it so the issue gets much worse.

Cory matzenbachered this whole situation by hiding the customer's requests in his desk. Now we have to redo the entire project.

by UstinJ May 16, 2022

Matzo Balled

Same as being Tea Bagged, but by a Jewish guy. The act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down.

If you fall asleep in Tempe, you may get Matzo Balled by the Rabbi.

by $uper $teve February 14, 2010

Matzo fever

A sexual obsession with the Jewish people, the same way many guys are obsessed with Asian chicks.

Some common causes of Matzo fever:

* Natalie Portman
* Maggie Gyllenhaal
* Sarah Silverman
* Judy Greer
* Rachel Weisz
* Melanie Laurent(since Inglourious Basterds)
* Leelee Sobieski

by Alex Stockwell July 18, 2010