Ty Mattson

A giant dick head who has the smallest cock in the world if any girl talks to him they get rabies and die

Ty Mattson Was the Biggest Dickhead to me

by Cockinator6900 February 14, 2022

Mattison

A Mattison is a gorgeous, tall, beautiful goddess, who makes the people around her wish that they could be her. She is the kindest and sweetest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. Dating a Matti is like dating an angel who has fallen from the sky and their only purpose is to be the greatest and most perfect person you could think of. She is very caring and love music and catching up with old friends. She reminisces in life and has a thoughtful outlook on like. Matti is the type of person that you always want to be around and being the boyfriend of a Matti will send shivers down your spine from her beauty.

Mattison is such a cutie

by NateFoster64 September 22, 2019

Matson

Not a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people

Wow that guy is such a Matson because he isn’t a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people.

by The real Matson not dumb iscol November 16, 2020

Matton

A Matton is a sweet and caring person, usually used as a last name. They are loyal, kind, and very good in bed. They are funnya as well and always will cheer you up.

Mattons are good to have around when you need a friend.

"OMG! I hear Matton is going to the party tonight! he is SO hot!"

by CynthiaBlack February 13, 2012

Mattoon

The armpit of Hell which is set in rural Illinois

Im from Mattoon, Illinois.

Im sorry to hear that.

by altosax88 July 10, 2008

mattso

A person with the name matt, but trying to make it less common. At the same time rhymes with fattso.

hey guys look, its mattso the fattso!

by supercalafraja February 9, 2009

Mattison

Beast Chick, Who skates like a pro. And can run faster than a cheetah. And is Amazing. And is a ninja. The end

Thats Mattison. I wish I was her.

by KillerChickkk June 11, 2011