Massacree

"Massacree" as used by Arlo Guthrie is a series of absurd events. He calls his movement in the song the "Anti-Massacree Movement" because he is protesting the crazy situations in the world that lead to the song.

And can you imagine fifty people a day? I said FIFTY people a day
Walking in, singing a bar of "Alice's Restaurant" and walkin' out? Friends
They may think it's a Movement, and that's what it is the Alices's
Restaurant anti-massacree movement. And all you gotta do to join is to
Sing it the next time it comes around on the guitar

by qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbvb January 2, 2021

Falador Massacre

A while ago, on June 6th 2006, (6/6/6) there was a glitch in Runescape which allowed players to kill other players sans the wilderness. This was supposedly due to the new update of Player Owned Houses. Durial321 was one of the many who killed people in Fally, and has become something of a legend to Runescapers.

Noob: "GUESS WHAT!"
Player: "What?"
Noob: "OMG I WAS THERE FOR THE FALADOR MASSACRE LOLOLOL DURIAL KILLED ME!!!"
Player: "...Good for you."

by JustinCase000 April 6, 2008

virginia tech massacre

On April 16th, 2007, a lone gunman perpetrated two shootings at Virginia Tech, resulted in 32 dead and 30 injured.
The motives for the killings may never be known, but the victims will never be forgotten in the deadliest mass shooting in American history.

My sincerest apologies to the families and friends of the dearly departed.

The Virginia Tech Massacre will forever be remembered.

by Baikalic April 27, 2007

jonestown massacre

In the Mid 70’s a preacher named Jim Jones created his own town, formerly named JonesTown. Approximately 1000 people lived there and he promised them a utopian society. Later he brought them to a secluded area and killed men, women, and children with cyanid infused Kool-Aid. He brutally killed the children first, And shot him self after they all died.

Have you ever heard of the JonesTown massacre?

by CDR KINGZz November 29, 2017

Tiannenmen Square Massacre

Fictitious event in which millions of chinese people celebrated the success of their government

I love china. We should have a holiday remembering the Tiannenmen Square Massacre party

by Flawless47770 January 10, 2022

brown massacre

It's when somebody runs into the bathroom and has to shit really bad. They don't even get their pants all the way down and blast shit all over the place. The sheer horror and disbelief of a brown massacre is enough to make a grown man break into tears.

If your house is full of drunk people, or if you just had a big bean burrito, get ready for a brown massacre from hell.

by rockstarchris June 21, 2007

Chain Saw Massacre II

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob, and you wake up the next day with tiny cuts on your dick.

Dayum, that bitch with braces gave me a Chain Saw Massacre II last night

by Lock Aria July 10, 2011