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Tatterday

(n.) A saturday on which one ruins, distresses, or even destroys articles of clothing and makes them look even more fly and fashionable than they already are. Ex: t-shirts, jeans, etc.
Person 1: "You do anything fun this weekend?"
Person 2: "Yea, my Tatterday was actually quite productive. I made a few new tees, they're so sick."
by dinogirl143 April 10, 2010
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Masterdater

One who engages going to movies, dinner and social events by himself. One who engages in masterdation.
He didn't have a date last night, he likes to be a masterdater.
by praxguy December 8, 2010
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Mattergy

What the universe is made up of: matter and engery. There is known mattergy(4%) and Dark Mattergy(96%).
So what's everything in the world made of? MATTERGY!
by Chemgeek January 16, 2008
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manderday

A day between Saturday and Sunday, when the event of man bonding happens because of an odd and freakish event. Something so rare and hard to resist temptation. Where a clingy/attached/stalkerish woman will not stop trying to get in your pants, so you have a professional "cock block" with requested assistance from some good buddies, wether it be man movies (Rambo, Rocky, John Wayne movies, Girls Gone Wild 1-100), or drinking some beer, to make her uninvited to the area, and off your back. Thus resulting with her slowly out your man space. And yet another problem resolved.
Damn there is this girl that won't leave me alone, I mean sex was great, but enough is enough. She's wantin to "hang" tonight, guys I needa manderday.
by Leif Erickson 1492 October 19, 2009
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Maturday

When Friday is a day off, but you have to go to work on a Saturday and it feels like a Monday
-I hate Mondays

-It's Saturday

-I hate Maturday
by morth March 9, 2011
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matterbate

matt from twith who indeed is an eternal sex god
matt wants matterbate while reading this but he is live streaming
by matterbate February 23, 2014
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matterass

Matterass- mattress but in a janky way
“Your matterass is in a weird place.”
by Creator of Matterass December 26, 2022
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