mattea

The most beautiful girl in the world
everyone either wants to be her, or wants to be with her
shes the deffinition of beauty

Wow, Mattea is so gorgeous

by dijasha February 5, 2008

Matteus Britton

Loves sinking pints with the lads

Matteus Britton is a proper lad

by TopShaggerJake July 12, 2020

Matthaus

Matthaus has the biggest dick in the group. Great editing skills and could probably potentially be a great youtuber.

If Matthaus had a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.

by Anonymousmiss April 18, 2018

mateausz

Mateausz is a common polish name. He is quite a loner but when he finds a friend, he’s very loyal. Even though he is loyal he’s still very bitchy toward other people.

“Uh oh... he’s turning into Mateausz!”

by UrbanFlower January 11, 2018

Matteus

BEST BF EVER

“Matteus is the best bf ever”

by ky cream March 19, 2023

mattea

a god damn fish

*sees Mattea walking down hall*
you: what's up fish

Mattea: FUCK YOU ya bisexual turtle

by your a skankasaurus December 6, 2019

Matteus

The best boy friend EVER. Super hot and sexy and every way, will treat you perfectly and will love you with his whole heart. So hot he makes you want to cum your pants every time you see him.

“Oh look it’s my wonderful boyfriend Matteus!”

by ky cream March 19, 2023