Mattress Music

Music people listen to while having sex.

This Chris Brown album is awesome but it's mostly mattress music.

by BobbyHerf March 26, 2016

Office Mattress

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

by JambaJews December 23, 2008

Mattress Warehouse

A code name for a whore house. It is most commonly used by people when they take trips to Las Vegas and they would like to be discrete about their true intentions.

Jeffy enjoys going to Mattress Warehouse whenever his wife begins to yell at him.

by joemammy December 14, 2008

gangster mattress

A white chick that only fucks black men.

Normally a fat white woman that will lay on her back and take the cock from any black man.

Dude, you want nothing to do with that fat bitch, she's a gangster mattress.

by Stu Rowland July 12, 2007

Popped Mattress

When two men share the same room and sleep on different beds, they eventually get to know each other and discover their homosexuality. After having gay sex, the taker is considered to have had his "Mattress Popped", and therefore sleep on the same bed afterwards.

Makes more since if one slept on an airbed beforehand, where the definition comes from.

Brent: Hey, do Matt and Shane still live together in two different beds?

Shawn: Nah, Matt gave Shane a Popped Mattress and now they share a bed.

by thetwixter June 11, 2010

ruby throated mattress thrasher

a female humanoid bird imitator who has nymphomaniac tendencies and is known for aggressive trashing of environment when having sex.

When Johnny took Mary to the No Tell Motel he knew she'd do her imitation of a ruby throated mattress thrasher.

by Diogio Rome January 20, 2008

frat mattress

1. Adjective. Loose person.
2. Female who sleeps with lots of men, usually members of a fraternity.

Laura is a big frat mattress.

by Matt December 7, 2004