patrioticism

Blindly following the leadership of George W. Bush.

He had so much patrioticism that he didn't even care if he died during the next war.

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

Patriotic Cancer

The act of being so American that you piss red, white, and blue.

I went to the doctor after finding out the color of my piss wasn't normal, in fact, it was red white and blue. The doctor insisted it was pancreatic cancer, but in 'Murica, we call that patriotic cancer. Caw caw mother fucker

by k_brhodes July 6, 2014

patriotic

Used to describe a conservative American incaple of thinking critically. These people consider it a compliment for some reason.

Bubba is very patriotic, which is good because it leaves more room in his skull for his uncle's whammy to fit.

by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush December 12, 2003

Patriotica

Patriotica n. a portmanteu of Patriot and Erotica. The raging red white and blue boner you get after hearing the national anthem before a baseball game, watching F-22 Talons fly over, seeing Arlington National Cemetary, shooting fireworks on Independence Day, or seeing a soldier return to his family. This boner is bigger than any one you could get even after railing a line of Viagra while watching Kate Upton dance in a bikini. (sorry ladies but you just don't compare to good old 'MURICA) Every red blooded American who has experienced this physiological phenomenon knows that America really is the big swinging dick of the world. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Antonyms include: Obamania, Libtard, Occupy Wall Street.

Synonyms include: Team America, Winning

Guy one: man I swear, watching President Reagan's Speeches on Youtube has been like porn to me lately.

Guy two: that is some hardcore Patriotica! there's no shame in popping a good old fashioned American woody after watching that! check out his 1964 speech to the RNC!

Guy one: *Splooge*

Liberal: I suck at life so I'm gonna go protest people on Wall Street who actually made something of their lives and became successful.

by dugard November 4, 2012

patriotic

A politicaly-correct word for blind or arrogant.

Nuff said

by AYB March 25, 2003

Markotics

Noun: A mind-altering substance with soporific effects, excessive consumption of which can lead to Markisons Disease and/or Markolepsy.

"Hey man, you should really lay off the Markotics"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

patriotic

To be easily blinded by a government

Help im blind.

by Maddas March 25, 2003