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Tim Matlock

A God walking amongst mere mortals. Father of Dillon Matlock. He can fight off 10 gorillas at once. He starred in the movie cloverfield as the monster. He also invented the hammer.
John: Tim Matlock is a stallion.
Jeff: I know.
by tylermc234 August 5, 2008
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glen matlock

bassist for the sex pistols, everyone thinks sid vicious was the bassist but he was basicly used cuz he was so hot
glen matlock was the actual bassist for the sex pistols
by the queen of anarchy October 5, 2007
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Matlock

a lawyer from 80's and the only man to be able to kill chuck norris
Matlock is a skilled lawyer and can kill Chuck Norris
by that guy777 August 11, 2009
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Matlock

What's up with Matlock over there, smelling like Bengay and hitting on that little beesting?
by B-Rock 10 July 8, 2011
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Matlock

A very small town with one stop sign. The post office is also the grocery, gas, and feed store. Almost no one knows where it is and most people from there will pretend to be from Elma or Shelton to spare themselves embarassment. Major export: marijuana. A full set of teeth can only be found at a family reunion which doubles as a singles group date.
1. "Where the hell is Matlock?!"

"I have no friggin' idea... somewhere near BFE?"
by Satguru October 16, 2008
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meatlocker

Basically its a vagina, if you put it together in your head it makes sense. Ask yourself the question, what locks meat?
I am going to punch her in her meatlocker tonight.
by blademaster21212 February 28, 2008
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Matlock

Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.
'Look at her, she is one hell of a matlock'
by Alex Smithe March 12, 2008
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