mattsmash379

A pro OWL Xbox player who is a sussy baka

“Do you follow mattsmash379 on Instagram?”
“Yes! He is such a sussy baka!”

by FOLLOW @MATTSMASH379 ON IG June 23, 2021

mattsexual

A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.

I am 100% hella Mattsexual.

I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.

Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.

by MCD December 16, 2013

Mattsy

A nickname given to a girly boy with a belly button ring fetish. He loves his awkward girlfriend but tends to cheat on her with a muffin whore named Vanessa. He can be the cutest and trolliest person in the world. You will just love him.

Mattsy: "I love you. x'"
Abbsy: "And I love you more. c':"

Girl 1: Isn't that Mattsy? Abbsy's boyfriend?!
Girl 2: He's making out with that

muffin.. What the hell.

by Abbsy June 15, 2012

Mattisyn

Mattisyn is a very popular girl who is loyal, sweet, trustworthy,beautiful, and smart. She likes a couple of boys, but that is it. Mattisyn has hazel or blue eyes and dirty dish blonde hair. People usually come and talk to her about their problems, and she would never tell a soul.

I love talking to Mattisyn.
Mattisyn is so sweet!

by HI SISTERS (<3 James Charles) November 23, 2018

matit

A term for pinning the gas pedal to the floor mats

Hey, if you dont matit we will never get away from the cops.

by evilends July 20, 2008

Matīss

Sexy size, good in bed, well-employed head!
People who know that women want to - outsider -
Impulsive and have a sober.

Matīss boy man

by skyblueboy May 12, 2009

matisyahu

hetty hasidic rapper/ reggae artists. born matthew miller in upstate NY. used to be a huge pot head, but turned straight edge. after a visit to israel, turned more religious and tried to show his friends, but they only cared about getting fucked up. back in the day, he used to be a huge phish head; his favorite song is harry hood. dropped out of high school to go on tour with trey and the boys. performed at bonnaroo with Trey. popular albums are the great live at stubb's and youth (meh).

Matisyahu is so hetty

by Gratefulumphish703 April 29, 2008