Maths is a subject that everybody hated, except from that one kid..... they are now homeless but have a degree in science.
by Dungeon Dicks December 07, 2019
A spiral🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪 Maths includes a lot of things: Annoying teachers, equations , algeBRA and the most important - a S-P-I-R-A-L
A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)
So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”
A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)
So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”
by Mathsisaspiral January 25, 2019
A fucking damn shit that was invented by someone that was fucking boring and it inspired a son of a bit*h to invented (pie), that damn shit number (3.147592038284928.....)
by Kink of hell October 31, 2019
A: Yo I hate our maths teacher.
B: I mean she’s the perfect definition for her subject.
Both: Mentally, Affected,Teachers,Harassing,Students.
B: I mean she’s the perfect definition for her subject.
Both: Mentally, Affected,Teachers,Harassing,Students.
by sookadingdong March 16, 2022
The most boring subject known by man
It is banned from multiple countries for people dying in their chairs as the teacher pursuits them with "Equations".
This is the death of me
It is banned from multiple countries for people dying in their chairs as the teacher pursuits them with "Equations".
This is the death of me
by OhSuger August 16, 2019
A subject that should’ve never been invented. It causes depression, anxiety, suicide etc. Whoever invented it should’ve been murdered before they did.
Maths can suck a dick
by IzzieMGS October 31, 2018
The Improper way of spelling /saying "Math". British people use it because the queen taught them. "Math" sounds better than "Maths" and if you do say the latter, you are VERY stupid because "Math" is ONE THING. A SUBJECT.
Brit:Im going off to maths now! Pip Pip Cheerio!
*Smart guy Shoots off Brit's Kneecap*
Smart Guy: You're an idiot. Im gonna make sure you do not contaminate the rest of the world by saying "Maths"!
*Smart guy shoots off Brit's balls*
Brit: Ill hang myself after Maths Cl...
*Smart Guy fires the rest of the clip into Brit's head*
*Smart guy Shoots off Brit's Kneecap*
Smart Guy: You're an idiot. Im gonna make sure you do not contaminate the rest of the world by saying "Maths"!
*Smart guy shoots off Brit's balls*
Brit: Ill hang myself after Maths Cl...
*Smart Guy fires the rest of the clip into Brit's head*
by Sam Douglas July 05, 2005