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meathole mangler

The ultimate vagina destroyer. To bore a women's vagina out until you leave it in to a gaping hole. To pummel the meat curtains.
He said his name was ERIC B , but after having sex with the meathole mangler I felt as if I just gave birth to triplets.
by Meatholemangler June 2, 2017
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manhole covers

Huge Nostrils, such as those exhibited on the horrifying grills of Dionne Warwick and Patrick Ewing.
"Chuck Wagon went up for a relatively easy layup, but the ball ended up in Ewings monstrous manhole covers as he defended the rim."
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Chocolate Meathole

The gaping void or "bore-hole" left in a rectum following the withdrawal of a penis or implement after rigorous and sustained intercourse.
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"...as he cheerfully lapped the foetid felch from her freshly excavated chocolate meathole he felt an unexpected ..."
by violinclination January 18, 2009
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mathhole

The person who knows everything in your math class, but doesn't really care/want to be there. This person will usually sit in the back of the class shouting out answers whenever they please. These answers, unfortunately, are usually right. This not only frustrates the teacher, but the other students in the classroom because they are stripped of their chance to figure out the answer. Mathhole’s are known for being characteristically loud. They find amusement in other students common struggles with basic mathematic principles because they find them so easy. Although other students in the may find the mathhole bothersome, there is no denying that they do indeed know exactly what they are talking about.
Teacher: Okay class, plug this in your calculator and tell me the answer to (insert complicated mathematical equation here)

Mathhole: Pff! Easy! The asnwer's ln9 over ln4.

Teacher: Jimmy, please give the other students a chance!

Mathhole: It's not my fault everyone is slow!

Other Student: God, that Jimmy is such a mathhole!
by alexkwassakwassa January 13, 2010
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Mathore

To commit suicide via a long vertical leap.
Did you see our tank during Titan's heart phase? He totally pulled a Mathore.
by Marandu Frendir January 2, 2014
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Machole

- noun

1. A user of Apple Macintosh products who exerts his/her snobby, self-appointed superiority in speech, glances, facial-expressions or general attitude.

a. A type of asshole (v.7)

2. A Mac user who thinks they're better than you because of their electronic consumption habits and lets you know it whenever they can.

3. Anyone with an Apple product (iPhone, iPod, Mac Book, etc.) who bought purely for the *perceived* cool-factor or entertainment value.

a. see also: "sheep" - "lemming"
Person 1: "Hey, I need a hand with this design project. I can't get this file to open properly."

Machole: "Oh, I see your problem. You shoulda bought a Mac."

Person 1: "No, I've done it before, I just don't know why it isn't working right this time."

Machole: "Still. It'd be better on a Mac. I could spend a good 30 minutes telling you why Macs are better, but I gotta get going. See ya later."

Person 1: "What a Machole."
by waxrascal October 26, 2009
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mathlexia

Brian's mathlexia made blackjack a challenge; it always took him forever to correctly add up the cards.
by Midnight Noon September 8, 2013
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