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Matrixism

Matrixism is a stupid wannabe religion created by computer nerds. Although the fist Matrix film is one of the best action movies ever, taking this seriously is stupid beyond recognition. Matrixism teaches that the matrix is real and that we're all part of it.

If the Matrix was real one of two things would have happened 1. agents would have assassinated the founders of Matrixism, 2 Zion rebels would have awakened the founders of Matrixism. Since neither of the aforementioned consequences have happened Matrixism has been proven to be fake. They also support illegal drug use and vandalism. This could become the next Scientology.
Nerd #1:

Wow! that was such an awesome movie.

Nerd #2:

Yeah maybe we are in the Matrix now and we should do drugs to wake up from it.

Nerd #1:

And get the girls to! Hooray for Matrixism!
by redcommander27 September 26, 2007
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Very tall, blonde, likes neon green hoodies, doesn’t answer that often, looks like a mushroom, and can be very meeannn >:(
Mathiss is sooo shorttt
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Matrixism

Budding religion being promoted on the internet. Based around the movie The Matrix. Practicioners believe that we are all prisoners in living in a cell that we cannot see or smell or touch. The key to open the door to perception is often thought to be LSD or psilocybin mushrooms. Along with some other laws Matrixism allows for polygamy and same-sex marriage while outlawing pornography and professional sports.

There are several interesting parallels between the Matrix movies and the New Testament:

-In both cases, they start off with a somewhat reluctant Messiah figure who somehow transcends mortality before whizzing off into space (end of the first Matrix movie, Jesus' bodily assumption into heaven).

-Said Messiah figure says many interesting things, such as "Blessed are the meek" (New Testament), or "There is no spoon" (The Matrix).
Given the success of New Testament Christianity, Matrixism may well have what it takes to be a contender on the world's religious stage.
by CarolLinX February 11, 2006
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Mathism

Mathism is a new art movement originated by Lena Hades. Matism was founded upon the pure idea of knowledge based on science and art.
"And thus we shall cut off the ‘super’ = ‘supre’ prefix! We shall call ourselves just MATHISTS, and that what we create – MATHISM"

"SUPREMATISM was good by its declaration, but not in the sense of an ‘explanation’, but more in terms of declaring the position. And that’s it. SUPREMATISM is merely a shadow of the arrow fired into the future, called the Scientific knowledge.

What super-cognition are we talking about, when the boundaries of just cognition itself have not yet been defined?

And thus we shall cut off the ‘super’ = ‘supre’ prefix! We shall call ourselves just MATHISTS, and that what we create – MATHISM".
by Basil Fool for Christ December 13, 2017
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Machisosme

This is a word to describe someone who is dramatic or "nosy". This is a colloquial Mexican term from the state of Guerrero.
Wow she's such a machisosme.🙄
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