mateusz

Polish way to describe a greasy virgin. Mateusz gets absolutely no bitches and never touched any women. Even his mom doesn’t love him.

- he’s such a mateusz

by clitisfake April 28, 2022

matesurbating

Mutually masturbating a friend (mate)

Dude, did you hear? I walked in on Steve & Dave matesurbating

by neoDiggity August 3, 2010

mateusz6768

mateusz6768 is a tech person with over 1k followers.he has a samsung galaxy y and sees how the apps performance on that Samsung.

you:try "app" on the Samsung galaxy y

Mateusz6768:ok

by floppa_tech July 18, 2022

Dice k matsuzaka

1. a very large, particularly odorous turd with a strong post-poop stench
2. a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox(spelled Daisuke)

Brodie, d'you drop a big ol' dice k matsuzaka in the pooper?

by Brodie Hart December 18, 2007

Mateusz

Dopest mf out there. Mateusz gets all the women and is rich as hell. His physique is chiseled out of stone.

“Yo this kid I met was so fine”
“Oh ya that must’ve been Mateusz”

by Homerchu1234 July 1, 2022

Matsuzaka gyroball

A japanese "strike-out": sake included.

Damn, that guy is a matsuzaka gyroball champ, which of course means he can hit a bong, drink beer, take a shot of sake, and then blow out the smoke like a pro, a pro in drinking games, like in beerfest, which is a movie where a fat black woman says i like my hot dog with mustard and goes down on a man with an asshole beercase helmet and a yellow dick. I would pay a 51 million dollars just to get a chance to see a matsuzaka gyroball.

by Fa;ksjdfa;sdfie November 20, 2006

Mateusz

Sexy guy with great moves in bed and can get inside really quickly and bust so hard I bust in his mom

That guy was so good last night, he was a Mateusz

by SausageMaster723 July 8, 2023