Matchstick Man

Another term for a scam artist

The matchstick man cheated the poor, old schmuck out of
50.000 dollars.

by J. Malik January 1, 2006

the matches

an AWESOME band from Oakland, theyre music is addicting. i havent listened to anything but them in weeks. I <3 The Matches

I am Deanna and i am addicted to the Matches Cd, Im just a dog eared page you turn back to, wheres the place for me? when were both in love with you. <<<3333

by Dizzle March 24, 2005

Colorblindes de matches

a sickness people get when they use too much aimbot on rocket league, specifically they see there car color change in matches even tho they are normal when they are in the lobby.

person 1: ”bro why’s my car’s color changed bruh”
person 2: ”brudda u prolly got Colorblindes de matches withcho aimbot usin ass”

by king_sheeks July 25, 2021

mitchussy

When a guy named Mitch or Mitchell has the juiciest ussy/gooch ever!!

*staring at mitchell’s gooch*
“damnnn i wanna tap that mitchussy”

by Gertrude Aka Trudy February 8, 2022

Flaming Matchstick

When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.

"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."

by Urban Andy February 1, 2009

matchstick man

Refers to simple or rudimentary pictures (drawings, paintings, etc) of people. They're called "matchstick men" because their limbs are made of simple lines, or matchsticks.

Con artists are also referred to as matchstick men because they create temporary personas that are fleeting and simple.

Dude, don't give that guy any money. His story doesn't add up. He's totally just a matchstick man.

Many a L. S. Lowry painting includes a matchstick man.

by anonymous201000 July 22, 2010

matchsticking

The act of having anal intercourse and finding out that your dick has been smudged with excrement, resembling a burned matchstick.

-I fucked the shit out of that girl yesterday, literally! I was matchsticking like a mofo!

by matchstickman January 29, 2008