marchette

no. she'll eat your dooky from inside your bootyhole dont trust a marchette

marchette i choose you!!

*eats bootyhole out slowly and teasingly slurping up all the poop feces out of delight*

by hhhhhhhhh gtfdfftfg March 20, 2023

hatchet matchet and despatchit

The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.

Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

marchetti

A male who tries to act like a man but carries female tendencies and characteristics.

A guy who likes what woman commonly like, such as television shows like Laguna Beach and The Hills, songs about love (always sung by women), and romantic comedies like "Serendipity."

Man, why do you have to be such a marchetti and listen to this Hilary Duff song?

by No Mistake May 15, 2007

etta machetta

(adj.) A ghetto looking, ratchat, stinky, hoe or douche bag, commonly spotted at wal mart, that think they own the world. Can be male or female, any ethnicity;

pronounced etta mah-chetta
the opposite of classy.

Oh god, there goes those etta machettas!
I don't want to go to that store, there swarmin' with etta machettas.

by the bargain hunters May 11, 2014

Matchet

A ghetto-dialect mispronunciation of the English term "wretched", combined with the word "Match".

"Ol' girl with her hoochie-ass clothes too tight an' her tracks shown' in her scraggly-ass weave with her fake-ass Gucci bag think she cute. She matchet."

by Genshi The Wizard December 6, 2020

Marchetta

This is my first name

My name is Marchetta

by Mos680 February 3, 2022

miss marchetta

a snobby middle aged woman who has written a book about herself as she was growing up, the book is full of ego, pride, and fantastic romantic elements about her and some bogan yobbo. personally a teacher of mine. :) any woman who has her head in the clouds, and expecially one who thinks she is better than the rest of women folk.

my sister is such a miss marchetta.

by zeke from abo land September 11, 2003