El Matadore is a spoof, Yorkshire based grime/hip hop artist. His videos are for comedy purposes, and some of the claims he makes whilst talking to the camera back this up.
He is most well known for his Devvo diss that made it onto the Doncaster Chav's website, fat - pie. This prepelled him into the spot light, with a large share of people taking his side in the "beef".
Its subtle humour, but its hilarious! If you are into observational comedies such as The Office, Lead Balloon, and even Alan Partridge, this is for you!
He is most well known for his Devvo diss that made it onto the Doncaster Chav's website, fat - pie. This prepelled him into the spot light, with a large share of people taking his side in the "beef".
Its subtle humour, but its hilarious! If you are into observational comedies such as The Office, Lead Balloon, and even Alan Partridge, this is for you!
El Matadore - "Being brought up where I'm brought up, (Sheffield), is like a game of dice.... roll for a 1, live life on the street, roll for a 6, (points to himself)... and lifes a bloody treat...."
by Shaun Wonder April 21, 2008
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To perform the Matador one must first remove his pants and then drape his coin purse over the front of his boxers. The Matador must then hold his pants in front of his body creating the illusion that they are still on. Once all of the viewers/victims/bulls are looking, the Matador must side step his pants to reveal his testicular fortitude.
To perform the Matador one must first remove his pants and then drape his coin purse over the front of his boxers. The Matador must then hold his pants in front of his body creating the illusion that they are still on. Once all of the viewers/victims/bulls are looking, the Matador must side step his pants to reveal his testicular fortitude.
Just as Danny caught our attention by yelling OLE, all of us in the room watched in horror as he side stepped his pants and revealed to us the glorious disaster that is, THE MATADOR.
by VINAPBC24 May 29, 2008
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A lackluster, low-effort form of defense in which the defender simply reaches for the ball and then quickly pulls his hand away -- similar to how a matador pulls his cape out of the way of a charging bull -- as the offensive player drives by him for an easy shot at the hoop.
by El-Matador December 25, 2010
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I was matadoring when I let my friend carry my son because, when we arrived at the reception, I carried him.
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Get the Matadors mug.A sacred ritual performed by an abnormally large naked man with a towel and a pudgy man with a torn ACL. The large naked man waves his towel in front of the pudgy man. The pudgy man uses all the strength left in his ACL to charge the unclothed matador. The matador eventually defeats the bull and screams and shakes his penis for all to see to signify a victory over the bull. The ritual is to be performed only on a Thursday and is said to provide the Amarillo High School football team with a victory. The act can only be complete if the person playing the matador and the person playing the bull have the same size of football pants. The ritual does not work for playoff games and can be counteracted by a Jew Spell.
Philip dropped his pants to reveal his penis so that he could defeat Dalton in a battle to the death. Dalton charged Philip with all his strength his little ACL could put out, but he was no match for the Naked Matador.
by Homothug45 October 27, 2011
Get the The Naked Matador mug.Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.
* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities
Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.
* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities
Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.
Efrain: Babe, I really want you.
Tess: I am on my period :/
Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.
Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)
Tess: I am on my period :/
Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.
Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)
by Fearless Beggar December 27, 2014
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