masturbrake

when a group of guys/girls stops whatever they are doing and all masturbate, then get back to what they where doing.

guy 1:boys, you wanna take a masturbrake?
guy 2:yeah, this card game is really gettin' to me.

guy 3:i could use a good rest!

by E_J_The_Wizard March 16, 2017

masturbreak

The time of day when one puts aside the daily grind for masturbatory purposes.

Jim's not here. He's enjoying his masturbreak.

by Buck Fitty June 2, 2008

Masturbreak

To take a break from working to have a wank

Person A: Man this work is boring, ill spice it up with a masturbreak

by Mattsim January 16, 2008

masturbrake

(verb) - To start masturbating but stop just before orgasm in order to practice self-discipline and save cosmic energy for next time

"My college roomate was liked to masturbrake as a way of building up his inner karma, saying it had something
to do with something he read in an Indian guru's book."

by PRwiz101 February 7, 2014

Masturbaker

1. Someone who bakes goods in the form of sexual images/symbols/organs..

2. A person who is exceptionally skilled in the messy, but pleasurable and satisfying art of... baking.

1. Gina is quite the masturbaker, always baking cookies and pies shaped like penises.

2. Gordon Ramsay is an excellent masturbaker.

by SnatchMaster17 September 6, 2013

Masturbreak

When you take a break from work (or play) specifically to have a wank.

If you lot are going out for a smoke, I'm fucking off for a masturbreak. See you back here in 5 minutes.

I am being sacked from my job because apparently I take "too many" masturbreaks. WHERE'S MY HUMAN RIGHTS?

I had been writing my essay for a solid 35 minutes when I thought "fuck it, you've earned a masturbreak by now, you fucking hero".

by Dr Sausage June 12, 2018