masturbatory

A public restroom, especially one located on the campus of a coeducational institute of learning.

See you in class. I gotta stop at the masturbatory.

by Nappy Martin December 1, 2003

masturbatory

Of, or relating to the act of masturbation.

"Come to my masturbatory aerobics class tomorrow."

by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003

masturbatoriable

an eccentric version of theword hot. meaning that one could masturbate over the subject that they are pointing out to often a large group of people.

thats just masturbatoriable.

by Jackus April 13, 2007

masturbatorial

anything that makes you want to jerk the gerkin, rub the pole, choke the chicken, slap the salami, treat your body like a carnival, love yourself...

Nigclole Eggert was masturbatorial even before her stellor performance in "Blown Away" when was on "Charles In Charge."

by mc chocolate slushi November 11, 2003

masturbatory

place where somebody use to masturbate

as a masturbationist* he turns any room he can lock up into a masturbatory!

by albanix@free_fr November 1, 2003

masturbatory contingency

The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.

My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.

by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 8, 2010

masturbatory overtones

When someone has that hint of touching themselves in their voice when talking to them on the phone or from behind a closed door.

I called my boy Joe and between the echo sound from the bathroom and the vibes in his voice, I totally detected some masturbatory overtones.

by Korbenbirdman March 13, 2011