Masturbatory

A celebratory masturbation. The sheer joy of an event caused such arousal, that a wank appointment was needed.

Man, after the Red Wings won the Stanley Cup, I had a great masturbatory session.

by The Captain of Cock Caressing November 1, 2012

Masturbatory

Adjective to describe something that is so awesome, it is worth masturbating to.

The model was not only hot, she was masturbatory.

by Hunter Garcia December 29, 2013

masturbatory

An exaggeration and/or overstatement describing and individuals anger or resentment.

John had a fit of masturbatory rage when he was disrespected by the food service worker.

by phdeed2015 February 11, 2021

Masturbatory

Characterized by an unpleasant or disagreeable quality; creating a sense of general discontent or dissatisfaction.

The group of people wearing yellow suits were masturbatory, their presence making the entire event feel off-putting and uncomfortable.

by CoochieLver69 December 24, 2024

Masturbatory Index File

Is the systematic cataloging of persons of interest for later use as masturbation fantasy fodder. Elaborate indexes can be cross referenced by type of body, hair color, size of breasts ( if applicable ), bi-sexuality, sexual acts you envision them doing etc.

In public it can be referenced as " MI-File " pronounced MY-File

Masturbatory Index File example---"Those two women were so hot I added them to MI-File--and now they are bi-sexual and I'll be seeing them later tonight"

by knight1to1 August 2, 2009

masturbatory contingency

The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.

My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.

by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 8, 2010

masturbatory overtones

When someone has that hint of touching themselves in their voice when talking to them on the phone or from behind a closed door.

I called my boy Joe and between the echo sound from the bathroom and the vibes in his voice, I totally detected some masturbatory overtones.

by Korbenbirdman March 13, 2011