by Nappy Martin December 02, 2003
by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003
an eccentric version of theword hot. meaning that one could masturbate over the subject that they are pointing out to often a large group of people.
by Jackus April 09, 2007
anything that makes you want to jerk the gerkin, rub the pole, choke the chicken, slap the salami, treat your body like a carnival, love yourself...
Nigclole Eggert was masturbatorial even before her stellor performance in "Blown Away" when was on "Charles In Charge."
by mc chocolate slushi November 11, 2003
by albanix@free_fr November 01, 2003
The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.
My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.
by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 07, 2010
When someone has that hint of touching themselves in their voice when talking to them on the phone or from behind a closed door.
I called my boy Joe and between the echo sound from the bathroom and the vibes in his voice, I totally detected some masturbatory overtones.
by Korbenbirdman February 26, 2011