Kak Masyitah and Masturah is my cousin

Kak Masyitah and Masturah is my cousin

Kak Masyitah and Masturah is my cousin

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Masturcheating

Masturdating while being married or in relationship - eating out, going to see movies, eating ice cream alone, when your spouse or partner doesn't show any interest for such activities.

Darling, why don't we go and see Twilight Eclipse together? I'm sick of masturcheating on you.

by Olfur October 4, 2010

masturhater

a person who strongly dislikes masturbation

"hey lila wanna masturbate tonight?"

"nah im a masturhater"

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

Masturshit

While taking a massive shit, you get a NRB (No Reason Boner), and you decide to wack off.

Blinke- "Hey Casey! Have you ever tried to take a masturshit?"

Casey- "No man, thats just gross."

Blinke- "Oh, but it feels so great."

by s14lowesdrifter March 31, 2009

masturchiefing

The act of pleasuring one's self with the intention of sexual gratification while playing the Halo series.

Halo Fanboy #1: "Hey, wanna troll on a Playstation website?"

Halo Fanboy #2: "Wait! I'm not done masturchiefing yet!"

by D4ng3rM4n January 5, 2012

Masturhate

(v) Masturbating to imagery of a person that you cannot stand.

I masturhated to Margaret the other day.

by belial10 March 10, 2015

masturholidaying

Spending the holiday season all alone.

What are you doing on Xmas?

Nothing, I'll be masturholidaying.

by Colonel Zap December 8, 2010