masterbeard

To stimulate or stroke beard hair growing on one's face for personal pleasure.

I can't wait to get home tonight, smoke a joint, throw on Dawson's Creek season 2 and masterbeard until I fall asleep.

by Master Beardo October 21, 2010

Masterbeated

when you masturbate too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.

Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?

Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."

by El Jalapeño August 18, 2011

masterbearding

1: The accomplishment of a beard that is not only large but perfectly maintained and styled

2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis

Masterbation wont make you're palms hairy, But masterbearding might.

by Beard Fa'ce November 8, 2013

Masterbeast

A causer of profuse masturbation. Someone who causes people to masturbate.
Commonly used in songs making listeners think the singer is saying masterpiece

That girl is a straight up masterbeast!

by 119118117116115 September 26, 2017

Moosterbeef

A person who a lot of people hate but a few like

Jeeze that is a moosterbeef

by Madframe9913 April 27, 2021

Masterweeping

Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.

After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks.

by Biohavok May 1, 2009

master beef

Thicc Chief

Master Beef is huge

by yeltsA kciR May 25, 2021