A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.
"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"
by thee definer;) March 15, 2014
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by genghis September 13, 2016
Get the Gamer masterbater mug.Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."
Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.
You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?
Hooker:.......yes.
You: Later masterbater.
You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?
Hooker:.......yes.
You: Later masterbater.
by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010
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Get the emo masterbater mug.When your irrational fan base immediately masturbate when they hear your name. Even after your failed career.
Chad heard the name Jimmer in the produce section, now those apples have a protein glaze and he is know as "the lonely masterbater."
by Bman88 April 8, 2019
Get the The lonely masterbater mug.A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.
by williampoop23 March 29, 2009
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