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mastercard

"Priceless", as in the commercials for Mastercard.
Girl 1: Did you see that girl's face?
Girl 2: That was sooo mastercard!!
by Regantelope October 6, 2008
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social mastercard

A person who can be employed in any social situation, someone who can twerk through carnival just as easily as chat to your Nonna
e.g. take Emma with you, everyone will love her, she's a social mastercard
by Tori133 October 19, 2013
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Mastercry

The global sport known as mastercrying, is the art of crying and masturbating simultaneously. Usually depicting a sad and very lonely individual.
As I sat in my room that night, it hit me. Despite both his parents dying as a child, being scarred for life and being a speccy four eyes, my one true best friend both decided to and managed to bang my sister.

It is on this sad night that sit in the shadows of the griffindor common room by the fireside and mastercry at what my life has become.
by Haxorg May 21, 2014
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Mastercry

What emo kids do when horny. Masturbating, while crying
Nathaniel:Hey Chase,im gonna go cut myself.

Chase: Okay I'll lend you my razorblade after i mastercry to my poetry.
by phyrphly March 21, 2009
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mastercard

The 3rd greatest invention ever. Spend all your money without carrying it round! Can be used to buy nearly everything, except da 1st gr8est invention (weed). Even if u get mugged, u can stop da fuckerz frm spendin yo $$$$'s.
Daughter: Daddy, I need $500!

Pisst of Father: Just take the card and spend as much as u want!

Daughter: yay!
by ultimate_pisshead September 9, 2005
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Mastercard

If something is Mastercard it is priceless. Can be an incident or moment. Can be replaced as a "kodak moment".
When someone falls flat on their butt in mud, instead of saying it is priceless, you say its MASTERCARD!
by Brittissoawjor8273 July 28, 2007
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Mastershart

To fart whilst masturbating and accidentally follow through to a shit.
Hold on a minute mum, I think I'm mastersharting!
by Paedropolopodus December 2, 2010
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