Mastabbatical

A self imposed period free from masturbation. Often employed by single men as a strategy to improve productivity at work and in other life pursuits. Regularly used in conjunction with a set end date or target time frame. Should be used with caution as is considered by many to present considerable health hazards.

"Did you hear that he is taking a 7 week mastabbatical? That guy has a tag like 5 times a day! That's gotta be tough."

by TheProcessOwner August 19, 2013

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mastabaita

a person that masterbates while watching fishing shows

Johnny mastabaita while watching Adventures of Fishing.

by ananamous January 9, 2004

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mastababa

A sexy Dutch traveling web guru with Iranian origins.

Johan: Wow, that website is dope!
Chris: Yeah, the developer must be Mastababa.
Johan: I wish I could write code like Mastababa.

by Zambuck October 19, 2008

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mastabatory

The urge to jack off thinking about someone you really want to fuck.

Jonathan had the urge to jack off thinking about natalie, the girl he really wanted to fuck. He keeps having mastabatory thoughts.

by ModjoMan September 1, 2017

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Masterbeta

A person who spends an un-healthy amount of time playing a beta (trial) version of a game, usually with the hopes it will make them cool/interesting.

Guy 1: Hey how's the Gears of War Beta?

Guy 2: Awesome! I'm already ranked 54 in the world for deathmatches!

Guy1: Fucking Masterbeta.

Person: You hear the Phantasy Star beta got shut down?

Other Person: I know! It's terrible! I would play that shit all the time with my friends! We kicked the D-Ragon's ass all the time!

Person: You guys are fucking Masterbeta's.

by Steve&Martia May 10, 2011

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