Messican

A class lower than mexican. Messican's think they are cool, when everyone knows they are losers.

Mexican : WOOHOO
Messican : what are you exited about?
Mexican : I'm not the lowest class ever!!
Messican :Really? Then who is?
Mexican : YOU

by Stampskey Oith March 23, 2010

Messican

A Messican is a person who is Mexican but does not always acts Mexican, also she or he despite the word ain't.

Dude yours messican you only hang out with white people

by Alilperson August 17, 2010

messican

ironknuckle

ironknuckle is a messican

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

messican

A dish consisting of all kinds of Mexican style food (such as beans, cheese, sour cream, seasoned meat) all mixed up in a bowl eaten warm using tortilla chips.

Yum, this messican isn’t Mexican food but it sure is good!

by Cattaca October 1, 2020

masscans

really massive breasts.
unproportionally sized compared to the body.

"Dude! Check out those masscans!"
"How big were they? masscans!"

by Austin Asmuss January 20, 2009

mastican

a nasty mexican

Alexa, don't dance with him... he's a mastican

by Kerla November 4, 2010

Massian

weird ass kids from Massachusets, who do things differentley from the rest of the world, and use language only heard on jersey shore. A person can also become a massian, if they move to massachusets and current massians rub off on them.

kid 1: Hey bro, i just moved here from Florida. whats there to do around here?
Massian: Dude, we love to shove empty coke bags down our friends couches. Its bomb.
kid 1: I wouldnt have liked doing that at all before i moved here and became a Massian. Thanks bro. this is gonna be sick!

by lifesuckswhenyourebored June 28, 2011