When you walk into a boys room, after they have been somewhat 'preoccupied' within said room, to the unalluring stench of mustabate...musty masterbate!
by Bulbasorus February 26, 2011
Get the Mustabate mug.A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.
The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.
Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.
The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.
Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.
Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :
James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!
Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...
James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!
Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...
by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010
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The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.
1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial
2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008
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Get the Massacrate mug."Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"
"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"
"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"
"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009
Get the Mastabatory System mug.Verb: 1. for a group of people, usually in an internets forum, to argue on the same side of a subject. The purpose being to purport more knowledge on the subject than the other people.
2. To be a bigger know-it-all than the other guy.
2. To be a bigger know-it-all than the other guy.
anonymous 1: ther's no medical fact that marijuana is dangerous for your health
anonymous 2: alcohol is like 10x more addicitve than pot, but it's legal... why????
anonymous 1: There's absolutely no reason, at all, that weed should be illegal. It's a thousand times less dangerous than alcohol and tobacco, yet those two are available at the store.
anonymous 3: wine is actually beneficial, but alachol abuse kills more people than marijuana ever has.
anonymous 2: Yes, crime is bad and does kill, but I don't directly blame that on Marijuana. Criminals are always going to find cheap, dangerous ways to make money. If pot were was gone, they'd find something else. There are plenty who either grow for themselves, or don't feel the need to play cowboy with the cops and gangs.
anonymous 4: enough masdebate! MOAR RACCOON PORN!
anonymous 2: alcohol is like 10x more addicitve than pot, but it's legal... why????
anonymous 1: There's absolutely no reason, at all, that weed should be illegal. It's a thousand times less dangerous than alcohol and tobacco, yet those two are available at the store.
anonymous 3: wine is actually beneficial, but alachol abuse kills more people than marijuana ever has.
anonymous 2: Yes, crime is bad and does kill, but I don't directly blame that on Marijuana. Criminals are always going to find cheap, dangerous ways to make money. If pot were was gone, they'd find something else. There are plenty who either grow for themselves, or don't feel the need to play cowboy with the cops and gangs.
anonymous 4: enough masdebate! MOAR RACCOON PORN!
by SMcG December 22, 2008
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