Maskurbation

To wear a surgical type face mask because if feels good, or makes others feel safe, but doesn't actually accomplish anything. To wear a surgical type mask incorrectly.

I saw a person wearing a surgical mask over their mouth but their nose was uncovered; they were performing maskurbation to make others feel safe.

by Scooter T May 14, 2020

maskurbating

Wearing a mask for protection when you're completely alone (self-gratification).

Everywhere I go these days I see people maskurbating in their cars.

by Bill Guindon June 13, 2020

Maskurbator

A person obsessed with wearing masks, even while masturbating!

That fucking Ted is such a maskurbator! His wife said he even jerks off with it on!

by Piper2Funny May 15, 2021

maskurbate

maskurbate means to jack off and cum while wearing a Covid-19 mask.

I went to a lock-down party, and we all decided to maskurbate and play cum-on-a-pizza!

by USAF Cadet December 7, 2020

maskurbate

A portmanteau of “mask” and “masturbate”; the act of your masturbating with a mask on, whether as a kink or fetish or to reduce the risk of bacterial or viral infection transmission

My friend came over and we maskurbated to some porn while maintaining social distance.

by vermillionsacrum June 20, 2020

Maskurbator

A person who practices maskurbation. A person who always is tugging on his or her mask and pulling it under the chin. Oral stimulation by mask. One who maskurbates.

Mr. Jones was a habitual maskurbator, always pulling his mask up and down.

by SuperJew January 5, 2022

Continuity maskurbator

Wuhan Flu nostalgic individual still sporting a surgical mask in 2023.

"Professor Michie's gone tonto again. I just saw her wearing a mask while driving alone in her car."
"No surprises there. Woman's an absolute continuity maskurbator."

by Old Phardt February 8, 2023