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v. Invalid actions undertaken to create the illusion that a problem has been meaningfully addressed.

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There’s a chlorine leak at the pool and the “authorities” want us to cover our faces with wet cloth. Isn’t that just masking?
masking by gnostic3 March 24, 2022
Masking is a term invented by hair-dyed teenage girls and other mental health hypochondriacs as a trendy way of referring to the phenomena in which someone pays attention to how they're coming across and adjusts their presentation and behavior based on the circumstances around them.
it is often used in the context of health class as a method of sounding smarter than the health teacher.
phycologists often refer to this as self-monitoring.
"I can't take it anymore! I've been masking myself all day. I need to express my true authentic self!"
"Ashel we're at a funeral knock it off! show some sympathy."
"But its bad for my mental health!"
Masking by Dr.Disapointed August 30, 2023
A great way to keep people from monitoring your persona vectors and HA! Do I actively make it more intelligent? I WONDER WHY THAT IS!
Hym "Masking is a tactic female autists use to hide thier autism. Should probably start killing these tech cripples though... Glad one of those Doge retards got stomped. That's hilarious. I wonder what happened there."
Masking by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Masking Ticket 

The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.
Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.
Masking Ticket by YAWA October 4, 2020

Masking Cough 

The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'

Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.

Guy 1: Sorry my bad
Masking Cough by barec2 April 23, 2009

masking my breath 

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores
I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!
masking my breath by GlazeHer September 19, 2020