Massophobia 

The fear of massages

“Please don’t give me a massage, I have massophobia”

Massophobia by Kakarot_Cat November 26, 2017

Maskaphobia 

Fear of what your first blind date with social distancing is going to look like without their face mask

The doctor said I’m suffering from Maskaphobia caused from my blind date removing their face mask

Maskaphobia by Hailey Comet May 2, 2020

Magdiphobia 

Magdi phobia is the fear of a lot of Magdi surrounding you. This case has been (supposedly) identified by the famous Egyptian man named Magdi Yacoub. Magdiphobia is very much despised by the Magdis since it backfires on them all the time. Magdiphobia can be cured, though many people believe otherwise, in a very simple manner. The man/women/someothergender/magdi needs to goto the highest peak of magdi land and find a man named shahidi, that man can then say the specific words required to cure Magdiphobia. The words are know to be, "no u".

Jonathan : "Ayy, why you actin' so weird"

Katie: "I suffer from Magdiphobia, thus I am afraid and seem weird to you at the moment"

Jonathan: "gatchya giirrrl, heh heh, wachya doin' tonight. "

Magdiphobia by GeraldHilter February 6, 2019

Markiphobia 

The fear of Markiplier.

"Jimmy has Markiphobia after the thorn-bush incident."
"Jimmy caught Markiphobia after he fell in the ice"

Markiphobia by PyroBones August 24, 2023

Mateiphobia 

A phobia of all guys named Matei, regardless of their appearance or behavior; if they have the name Matei, they are afraid of them.

"That's definitely some mateiphobia; he's scared of matei ." “Matei stop being so zesty! You’re giving everyone matei phobia”

Mateiphobia by matthewrr February 11, 2024