Jones BBQ Foot massage

When a really fat black guy. Has a few pennies in his pocket and decided to hire a guy to make him a song for his restuarant

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Personal massager

A vibrator, cleverly renamed so that it can be sold at any drug store.

Christina bought a personal massager to help her neck pain. I wonder why they made it 12 inches long and as thick as a coke can? (Buzzing sound and moaning) Hey thats not her neck!

by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012

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body massage machine

1. A machine which massages the body
2. A large black man from the hilarious dubbed GI Joe PSA's
3. A rock band from Anchorage, Alaska

Kid 1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid 2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid 1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid 2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid 2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."

by Smop December 25, 2005

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yoni massage

An ancient Tantric method of massaging a womans thighs, and genitals to slowly build up to an intense orgasim

I love it when you give me a yoni massage before sex

by rishiki January 2, 2017

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massage therapist

The most respectable of all professions; may change your life forever in miraculous and mysterious ways. They have powers yet uptapped by the common man.

That massage therapist just saved my life!

by alliresa September 27, 2008

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