Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"
David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.
by Jamison313 April 17, 2008
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Humble, love to laugh and have fun. Has many talents mostly containing sports and music. Very smart and intelligent. Always smiling but when made mad has anger out of this world.
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Get the martavius mug.Incompetent people in the manufacturing industry. They make things (like a Yamato toy) that look deceptively good in quality, but breaks after gentle transformation. Manutards know everything there is to know in manufacturing like their normal colleagues, but they choose to be special instead.
Manutards can be found everywhere. The largest concentration of manutards however, can only be found working for Yamato toys, Japan.
Manutards can be found everywhere. The largest concentration of manutards however, can only be found working for Yamato toys, Japan.
"When manutards die, even hell will not take them for fear they'll fuck things up."
"Yeah, that's why ya get alot of them in Yamato.
"Yeah, that's why ya get alot of them in Yamato.
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*Brian* Max are you gonna go out with your girlfriend tonight?
*Max* *Crying* No! She pulled a quick Marta! She’s gone *More sobbing*
*Max* *Crying* No! She pulled a quick Marta! She’s gone *More sobbing*
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2. Drawlin, trippin, outta pocket; generally being a bitch or an asshole
2. Drawlin, trippin, outta pocket; generally being a bitch or an asshole
1. Young woman of ill repute: "Can i get a ride wit you?"
Atl hustla: "Bitch you do not ride wit me; bitch you ride the MARTA bus!
2. Young philly teen#1: "Ms Lee has really been ridin the MARTA bus lately.
Teen #2: "Lately?! She rides the Marta bus hard as shit all the TIME!"
Atl hustla: "Bitch you do not ride wit me; bitch you ride the MARTA bus!
2. Young philly teen#1: "Ms Lee has really been ridin the MARTA bus lately.
Teen #2: "Lately?! She rides the Marta bus hard as shit all the TIME!"
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