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Martina

Martina is an incredible human being.

She is an amazing friend and she will always help you when you need it. Although she is sometimes insecure, she surely is as strong as Diana, the Greek goddess we all admire.

She knows a lot of stuff and it's good at sharing her knowledge and opinions.

She is so beautiful and has an incredible soul. Her eyes are clear as her heart and her hair curly and soft, perfect for braiding.
+ Omg, I love her so much, she is incredible...
- Of course you do, she is a Martina!
by Diana 22 11 December 18, 2021
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Martination

When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.
"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"
by J. Von-Kruption February 3, 2008
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Martina

pure definition of power, love and faithfulness
I need a miracle right now....
Call Martina she will help
by truthloveloyality November 23, 2021
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Martina

She is the most beutiful,smart, funny person that you will ever met.Martina is always in a mood for a real drama although she gets trough almost anything with a smile if she is annoyed she can make you cry like a baby. She is like her name says goddess of war but also love. If you have Martina in your lose don’t lose her cuz once she’s gone she’s gone for good.P.S. buy her a present
She is such a goddess Martina
by eve smith November 21, 2021
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Martina

Martina is a person you can always count on. A martina can also be the life of the party and can party like an animal. She lives in the moment. Just know that you’ll always have gun with a Martina
You’re so lame, you should be more like a Martina
by laurozzspruz November 22, 2021
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Martindale

sexual act involving a female and two midgets. (preferably light weight and homeless in appearance) So the female is able to hold one of the midgets in an upside down swinging formation toward the vaginal region. As the other midget preforms the shocker.
Dude I saw your mom with two midgets last night, they definitely did the Martindale.
by Mr. Smith92 December 24, 2010
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MartinThatGuy

Herold: MartinThatGuy is my homie, don't you think?

Meesha: Yeah dude, he's amazing
by HellmuthVonMucke April 8, 2020
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