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bald martin

A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power
Wow, you’re so powerful, you’ve got about 1% of bald martin’s power
by Prophet Of Martin March 9, 2019
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Martin Freeman

A British actor well-known for his work in The Office and his upcoming role as Bilbo in the Hobbit. He also plays John Watson in the recent BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, and is made of kittens.
He goes fast.
by brasshelix March 16, 2011
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Martinez Southern Raspberry

A sex act performed on a woman. Like blowing a raspberry on the stomach, only on her clit. For best results, place the area between the top of your lip and the base of your nose directly onto the clit. Begin blowing as if blowing a raspberry. Be careful to not become light headed.

Alt. Place the woman's clit in between your top and bottom lip and begin blowing, as if blowing a raspberry. Alternate rhythm of raspberry and move around area for best results.
Damn girl, he gave me a Martinez Southern Raspberry and my legs wouldn't stop shaking!
by BDA21 June 24, 2016
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Bald Martin

Bald Martin is the human personification of perfection.
'I wish I was Bald Martin'
by bald martin the god December 18, 2019
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anstey martins

it’s a very bad school the are blind teachers xx

Laura Sanchez doesn’t care about the pupils she favourites them and kicks out the innocent they don’t stop bullying.
you’ll probably fail your gcse there because off how bad it is and there off stead is a disgusting. Don’t send your kids there and move school. Zooey meadowcroft is a devil she will stalk you to death xx and don’t forget Greasy hanna cook or timy hacket there your nightmare and then there’s mrs Norman with her spérm brows good luck if you go there.
Anstey martins is a place we’re they discriminate you
by a person x April 16, 2019
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Melanie Martinez

American singer, songwriter and photographer. She was a member of Team Adam in the third season of the American television vocal talent show The Voice. On April 22, 2014, she released the lead single "Dollhouse," from her debut EP The Dollhouse.
Melanie Martinez was so good on The Voice!
by swiggityswagg December 21, 2014
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Melanie martinez

A singer/song writer who has a very unique sense of style, loves vintage toys and baby dolls, has an amazing voice without auto toon, doesn't care what other people think of her, has a super sweet personality, and every song she writes has a really deep meaning
Melanie Martinez songs
Cry baby

Dollhouse

Pitty party
Sippy cup

Mad hatter

Soap

Alphabet boy

Tag you're it

Carousel
Mrs. Potato head
Gingerbread man

Milk and cookies

Pacify her
Play date
Dead to me

Cake

Bittersweet tragedy

Teddy bear
by Maddy hatter June 11, 2016
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