Mathijs

Pure awesomeness, created by the gods

Omg, you are so Mathijs

by Helicopterpiloot May 19, 2017

Marthism

(Mar-thizzim) ~ Noun: (1) a particular drunken intellectual worldview based upon a hazy and blurred view of history. (2) Analysis of drugs, alcohol, and various human liberations derived from the sayings of celebrity bartenders.

"Did you hear Dave's Marthism at the bar tonight?"

"Yea, He said '1 case of Red Bull+5 Ambien=Levitation Capabilities!!' ... it was epic!"

by Studley Hungwell February 2, 2010

mathijs

A really cool guy

Wow Mathijs is awesome!

by anonyous1113 July 15, 2017

matthijs

playing a game so thorough that you found every secret in the games, some that even the designers didn't know.
also: finding obscure and funny sites on the internet.

I've seen every corner of Baldur's Gate, I totally Matthijsed that game.
He's Matthijsed a site about penguin conspiracies.

by Gerard Leduc December 17, 2005

Mathijs

A person who is extremely cringe.

Wow what that person did was so mathijs

by Women23455 November 14, 2022

Matthijs

Born and raised in Mongolia. Spent first 20 or so years in his life fapping in a yurt.
Heavy drinker and tendencies to have mind altering episodes naming himself Gary.
Gary likes to throw bicycles in canals.

Very dangerous. Must not feed and call police.

Watch out there’s a Matthijs behind you.

by Draakdraaklelijkendraak November 23, 2021

Marthijn

is the most caring, loving, gentle and loyal man I have ever met. He can be a bit of a grumpy cat sometimes, but that’s quite funny actually. Also: Marthijn is an amazing and creative cook!

I am so lucky to have Marthijn ❤️.

by Racherry November 23, 2021