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melsexual

Sexual orientation: Melissa McBride. A phenomenon experienced by many fans of the television show The Walking Dead.
I used to be bi-/hetero-/homo- sexual, but now I'm just Melsexual.
by melsexual October 10, 2014
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macsexual

A metrosexual type male, who was once a PC fanatic, who jumped on the modern day bandwagon and now owns a MacBook and an iPhone, or iPOD. This type also dismisses the popularity of the PC and commonly refers to any Windows based device as junk.
After his manicure and some shopping for 4VOO skin care products, Jeff stopped at the Apple Store and bought a MacBook and an iPhone after speaking with the salesperson for over an hour about how shitty PCs are. What a macsexual!
by cndnheat December 22, 2009
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mattsexual

A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.
I am 100% hella Mattsexual.

I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.

Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.
by MCD December 16, 2013
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Mapsexual

MAP = Minor-Attracted Persons
Mapsexual = Pedophile
A: Are you mapsexual?
B: Fuck off I’m not a pedo
by jruam2 January 6, 2022
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Madssexual

Being utterly obsessed with the one and only...beautiful...perfect GODDESS Madelaine Petsch. How are you not Madssexual yet?
Fan: Did you see Madelaine Petsch’s new YouTube video?
Me: OMG YES! IM DEFINITELY MADSSEXUAL. IT’S REAL MAN...DAMN
by madssexualbi January 13, 2021
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barsexual

A heterosexual girl or woman who partakes in any sort of sexual or promiscuous activity with another female to get attention from males. This usually takes the form of making out, and to a lesser extent, grinding or dry humping with another female.

This is a common sight at bars (hence the word barsexual) but can also be found at any party, especially frat parties.

The reason for such acts has baffled researchers for years, but it is thought that they seek attention, free drinks, or are prudes too scared to get with men.
Dude 1: Oh shit, check out those lesbos making out bro!!!
Dude 2: No you idiot, those are barsexuals.
Dude 1: Damn, you're right. Sluts!!!
by McLovin_You're_a_Faggle March 26, 2008
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Mapsexual

1: A pedo
2: A pedophile
3: Will never be accepted into LGBTQ+ EVER
1: What is mapsexual?
2: Oh it means a pedo
1: ewww!
by ObviouslyScorpio January 17, 2022
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