Will you marry me

Words uttered by very stupid men while on bended knee.

John asked his fiance " Will you marry me" but after sobering up realized what a mistake he made.

by kidlou December 20, 2010

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Marry me Rebecca!

No.
No..
No...
I SAID NO DUMBASS BITCH-

Marry me Rebecca!
No.
Why?
I'm in love with your brother.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :(

by Chocolate Fish May 20, 2021

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National marry me day

Ask your lover to marry you,
Or ask your best bud to platonically marry you, you can also use this date to confess to ur loved one

National marry me day is about appreciating your loved one

by T&A :)) May 18, 2022

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CHAEYOUNG-AH WILL YOU MARRY ME

i hope jihyo and chaeyoung marry soon

채영-아 결혼해줄래?
#chaehyo4eva

Jihyo: 채영-아 결혼해줄래? (chaeyoung-ah will you marry me?)
Chaeyoung: ew no

by taecupful July 10, 2020

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Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

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