Playing The Married Card

The act where one individual who has recently got married (usually the male) automatically thinks he is better than his single or unattached friends for no apparent reason other than his own false sense of confidence. He often shows this behavior by talking down to or belittling his friends while at the same time his friends are quickly becoming distant from him for obvious reasons. This act of selfish over confidence usually results in the loss of the friendship or at the very least a situation where the friend loses all respect for the newly married individual. The married man is usually passed off as a joke.

Repeated infractions of this attitude will result in the individual losing the majority of his friends and eventually the respect of his wife. Ultimately this could lead to divorce and a very sad existence thereafter.

Person 1: Did you hear that Tom recently got married?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard & I really don't care.

Person 1: Why is that?

Person 2: Well the fool was very timid before, now he thinks he's better than all of us. He called me up the other day and tried to act superior like being married made him a god.

Person 1: Shit, no way. What a loser. I guess he's Playing The Married Card.

by Trinity8688 November 29, 2010

married with children

Funniest show ever. Aired on the FOX network, which started in 1986. MWC started in 87, making the first ultr-succesful show for FOX. When the show launched, it wasnt a hit, but later it caught on. Since this show, there have been many copy-off shows with dysfunctional families. None of them were as good. Ultimately, one of the funniest sticoms ever.

I still watch Married With children re-runs everyday on the FX channel.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

Married Iguana

Another word for marijuana, weed, pot, the devil's lettuce etc

Do you want to do the married iguana?

by charzardsuit2018 March 6, 2019

Grand Marnier

grand mar-nee-aye
A classy alcoholic blend of cognac and orange. Similar to a liqueur, you can drink it straight, on the rocks, or combined with a variety of cocktails. Adds a sweet, citrusy flavor with a little bit of bite. Often consumed by cocktail connoisseurs or people who want to look like they are.

I just made myself look a little classier by adding some Grand Marnier to my Dark and Stormy. Now it's the perfect storm.

by Froyo333 May 24, 2017

married with children

Pretty much the only good show to make it past Fox's 3-season cut off. One of the few US programs that was remade for a British audience in the form of "Married for Life". Great cast, original style, and brilliant writing. A handful of American sitcoms still try and duplicate the show's style and all fail terribly. War at Home sucks. Don't watch it.

Christina Applegate is also the main reason to watch Married with Children.

by Laffeyete July 15, 2006

Marrie

She is the most beautiful girl in the world. They make you happy just being around them and anyone would be lucky to have them. They are super funny and have a lot of charm. You will catch feeling that you never thought you had.

Did you see Marrie earlier she’s so cute and has a great personality

by J cans November 16, 2019

Single Married Woman

A woman who is married, but her husband is never home having his own hobbies etc. They meet late night in their bedroom and maybe have sex if he is lucky. She is free to hang with her own friends and do her own hobbies. Basically, married but living single.

Someone asks: are you married? No, I'm a single married woman.

by A single married woman July 4, 2017