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noodling the marinara

When a man sucks on the string of a woman's tampon starting at the end of the string and sucking until his mouth reaches her menstruating vagina. Noodling the marinara normally involves multiple repititions of sucking on the string but can involve only one repitition.
Noodling the marinara is similar to the scene in Lady and the Tramp where the 2 dogs are eating spaghetti and end up kissing. The primary difference is that the woman doesn't need to do anything and instead of sucking on a spaghetti noodle, the man is sucking on a tampon string.
Its a good thing I was on the rag otherwise I'd never know how good he was at noodling the marinara.
by blancheandrico August 3, 2009
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marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.
Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!
by Mufftruck November 12, 2016
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marinela

The girl everyone drools at school, she is open minded and has a lot of boy best friends, she loves running, and also takes on rugby. She is not a backstabler unless she need to to protect someone.
Tom "have you seen marinela in rugby she was good"
Jake "I she's really sexy"
by Freddie xc February 11, 2017
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Marinalapes

Marina Del Pino, known as Marinalapes, is a solo artist, Dancer and Vocalist under Clorofila Entertainment. She debuted with her Pre-Release Single called 'Fish In The Pecera' and with her Title Single called 'What U Want'. Marinalapes is one of the thicciest persons in the Music Industry and is rumored to collab with queen of rap Nicki Minaj.
Marinalapes don't want Lola to choose Dynamite for SOTY because Psycho is so much better.
by Nciki Minaj is the queen of ra January 16, 2021
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muscles marinara

your in a public place with your friends a jacked guy is walkin around you go "look at muscles marinara over there"
by stillskinsohwahohwah February 6, 2007
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marialaura

the most talented and beautiful person ever, she knows how to do everything from singing to acting. She is popular and kind and has loads of friends
Marialaura's performance was amazing
by gang gang bitches May 3, 2018
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muff marinara

Slang term for a woman's menstrual fluids.
That sick bastard likes to lick his wife's muff marinara!!!
by Honorarius April 26, 2006
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