maridoll

an inconspicuous meatball by day, a vicious and relentless killer by night.
a maridoll may appear as nothing more than a savory addition to your spaghetti at first glance, but do not be fooled.

dude. i made bolognese with meatballs last night, now my entire family is dead and their entrails painted in an upside down cross on my wall.

oh yeah dude, one of those meatballs was absolutely a maridoll.

by anotherfuckingpseudonym February 28, 2020

maridon

She is as white as a beam of light and has a liking for older men

It is so bright, maridon, so bright

by Mr not not not unknown November 21, 2020

Maridoesnotexist

Amazing and funny mutual go follow her now!! Tt:@maridoesnotexist

Look this new tiktok, it’s funny
Oh it’s maridoesnotexist

by Sharkie<3 January 5, 2022

maridon'twanna

What da "just say no to cannabis" campaign is always telling young people to say.

If someone asks you any "juana" questions --- i.e., if "Tijuana" try some "marijuana" --- you may need to actually lie to him when you reply dat you "maridon'twanna", since in reality your naive innocent curious mind may indeed actually "mariwanna" try it "just to see what it's like". No need to feel conscience-pricked for your less-than-honest answer, though... needlessly consuming drugs of any kind is never wise, and it's almost always better to merely tell a lie --- especially to a himself-less-than-honorable person like a narcotics-dealer who therefore doesn't even deserve to always be told da truth, anyway --- than to potentially ruin your entire life (both health-wise and legally) by "making a mistake" with addictive substances.

by QuacksO August 7, 2023